Firstly and before I go onto say anyting else I'd just like to tell my friend Sam to suck a dick.
Now when I say this is totally going in my blog, I have somewhere to put it.
Now that is out of the way we can begin
Sunday October 5 2008. Oktoberfest at the Paddo. $30 got you in, a stein and a free hot dog. Sounds good right? Wrong. Firstly. Lots of dudes. Secondly they stopped filling up steins at 4:15 and it was supposed to end at 5:00. Thirdly they stopped serving booze altogether! Now that is just dumb. Why the fuck would you go to the pub for Oktoberfest and stop serving alcohol? Are you fucking Moron? It doesn't take a genius to firgure out that this is going to cause fights. And it did. I saw 3 guys being taken away in a paddy van. (BTW totally sang the paddy van song, still funny)
Now onto the women part. Oktoberfest right you thing of drunk women in little outfits dancing around and talking to guys? Nope. Don't get me wrong some did just that and they looked and were great, some even posed for photos with me and I loved it. But my major issue was with the girls who think that life is hard for them because they are pretty, you know the ones in their little tops that show far too much cleavage, tiny skirts so small you can almost see their flaps...And yet if you smile at them just because it's Oktoberfest and you are supposed to be having fun you get the eye roll and a "I can't belive he would even look at me" face. And yeah they are pretty but you know what? Looks fade but you'll be a bitch forever.
Now here is why Oktober fest was good. I went with quite a few mates, we got there early and hit the booze right away. I was still feeling pretty seedy from the night before but unlike Alex I'm a real man. We got drunk. But not like some guys who tried smashing each other in the face with their glass drunk... Just friendly happy Oktoberfest drunk. We danced we laughed we got photos with chicks dressed a beer wenches and walk a freaking mile and a half to get home again. Totally fucking fun. Massive props to Dyls and Smalls a) for organising shit and b) for you both getting smashed... Good times ladies...
Now as a newly single guy finding his way around the single life sometimes it is hard to find someone, so this blog is what is happening in those terms. If you've got any thoughts or advice feel free to hit me up
Prost!!
Makin
4 comments:
Hi Makin,
Firstly, Stop telling my boyfriend to suck dick. I know that its been a while since you have gotten any but he doesn't like you in that way.
Secondly, I was super pissed that I missed oktoberfest so it makes me feel better that it wasn't as good as what I pictured in my head (yeah I'm a bitch). Being sick is soooo bad especially if it isn't because you just drank 7 steins.
Thirdly. The skanks with their flaps out and pushup bras are only dressed like that so they can shoot guys down to feel better about themselves and to then go and brag to their friends about how many guys tried to hit on them. Go for the girls that are standing in the corner looking sad cause they feel like they have worn too many clothes and therefore can't compete with the skanks. That is your target. If you want a conversation started try "wow you seem to be the only good looking girl here. Everyoneelse is dressed like a hooker." A good lady will never turn down a bitch session.
Hey I've always been a bitch, regardless of whether I'm good looking or not.
Hey the only reason I told Sma to suck a dick is cause he gave me hassle about saying "This is totally going in my blog" when I didn't have a blog. So he can suck a dick cause now i do.
Also We didn't miss you at all Jen, I didn't even notice you weren't there...
Quit ur bitchin! Should have gone on saturday, it was so awesome!! THe beer kept flowing and there were chicks everywhere. Plus going out to nb afterwards in out outfits was hilarious. Check out the photos
Luv Siany
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