Things I learnt on my walk

Sorry it has been a while since I last updated... I never thought I'd run out of things to say but I had... until now.



Right so I went for a an epically long walk today and I learnt a few truths about life and such and I thought I'd share them with you...

1. If you are going on a walk go to the bathroom first. I had walked for 30mins needing to pee. It was not fun.
2.When you get to said Pee point. Dont wear thongs. It is gross. 1 word. Splashback.
3.If some dude waves you down at a bus stop. He wants to sell you a stolen Ipod.
4.Thongs are not the best thing to walk for 60 mins in.
5. Cause you feel guilty about going inside a shopping center just to pee, you then have to go buy something...
6. Laughing while walking on your own walking is weird and people judge you.
7. People are mean. They will judge you for being a walker. They will yell at you out of cars.
8.Its hard to hear people shout out "lookout!" When you are wearing headphones.
9. A sunset is very pretty unless you are staring right at it. Then it is annoying and quite painful.
10. Woolworths are always opening lines when you are not quite at the front but are too far in to change lines. Fuckers